>>131379
Don't feel bad about not knowing how to tell time. I only learned recently for the same reason (dad taught me to count in French and Arabic).
It's really simple though. There's always two hands, a long and a short one. The long one is always minutes (because it's divided up and has to be more accurate). The short one is the hours. To tell minutes find the notch that the long hand is closest to, and count by 5's up to that notch. To tell the hour find that notch that the hand has most recently passed, and that's it!
Kinda useless this day in age, but maybe it'll help you one day if you're in an Amshack without a digital clock!