My first memory of reading was when I was three. I was in the United States Continental library, when I found the unedited copy of Sun Tzu’s Art of War. I quickly learned battle tactics and strategies which would become useful to me in later years. After Art of War I quickly moved on to Mein Kampf and later the last testament of Kim Il Sung. When I started reading all aboard ABC I quickly decided that it was the worst possible book in all of human history and used the knowledge I acquired to rid the world of the insult to American literature. I assume my reading abilities came forth when I was in the whom while my mother was an esteemed Harvard nuclear physicist, and my father, the late Albert einstein Lederer would play morse code algorithms in German, yet I deciphered the codes with ease. During my battles in World War 2 My hot nurse girlfriend would send me letters from the home front and after receiving the Medal of Honor for single handedly destroyed the SS at the age of nine with a paperclip and half a zebra it became my life goal to better my self by reading every book ever written except All aboard ABC, which is no longer in existence. So I disguised myself as an average 17 year old boy and enrolled myself in public high school. cx
P.S don’t tell anyone what you just read, it would compromise my position as the Heir to the throne of Saudi Arabia .